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crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella
I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti
crusty ass lips by daddypig January 4, 2022

Crusty Musty Lips 

person1: omg look at shigaraki!!! hes so cute
person2: meh he has crusty musty lips
Crusty Musty Lips by sxmp August 12, 2021

crusty butt lips 

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.
john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.
crusty butt lips by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

crustylippss 

He's the nicest person in the world, and I love him
Crustylippss is the most lovely person in the world
crustylippss by Salfisher July 14, 2021
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