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crusty knuckle 

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.
I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.

crusty knuckles 

A condition which sets in after a prolonged session of personal masturbation and falling asleep afterwards. The knuckles of the hand are glued into position from the secreted bodily fluid and is nearly impossible to reverse.
As Jim lay in his favorite recliner, he was awakened by his mothers entrance into his room and was caught with crusty knuckles.
crusty knuckles by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

crusty knuckles 

man that guy is a fucking crusty knuckles man.
crusty knuckles by REVERENDJOY October 30, 2008

Knuckle Crust 

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.
Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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