Part 1: While having anal sex with a
woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face,
punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the
punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man
alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a
houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't
even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained
consciousness.