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cheescake 

A prank usually done at parties where one person stands up with just his boxers on, having his ass in front of someones face. While this is happening another person punches that person in the stomach. when that person goes to withdraw their air again, their is an ass in their face. Naturally, they will suck up all of your ass gas and cough until they puke.
Lets give that fag a cheesecake.
cheescake by Jake and Dustin May 9, 2005

cheescake 

whipped cream in an anus and someone eats it out
imma give that girl a cheescake dawg
cheescake by Omegalulitsyaboy July 19, 2019

cheescake tits 

large flappy tits usually succumbed by eating cheescake and or other fatty foods
Liz Rennie has some damn cheescake tits

strawberry cheescake 

to ejaculat on a girls face then hit her a punch whitch busts her nose or lip
ye, i was shagging this fit blond and to finish her of i strawberry cheescaked her
strawberry cheescake by emo mark January 13, 2008

houdini cheescake bowtie 

Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.

Slice of Cheescake 

When after the man ejaculates the woman puts the cum on a plate and forces the male to eat it.
Lady 1: What are you giving him after supper ;)?

Lady 2: A nice big slice of cheescake.. I know he loves that.

Lady 1: Hahahah thats kinda weird....are you sure your mans not gay?

Lady 2: Thats a good question....
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