Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.

Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.

by nastynick69 October 19, 2009

pussy crunch

when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having sex that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.

Yeah i fucked my girl friend so hard i gave her a pussy crunch!

by sonree July 5, 2006

Pussy Crunch

When a woman's vagina is so tight that when you get your penis in it hurts.

"Damn, Her pussy was so tight that shit gave me pussy crunch!"

by 666windwaker666 June 3, 2015

The pussy crunch

This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on

The pussy crunch slam and bounce

by Chris Dott May 21, 2009