The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.
by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015
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The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
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Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.
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