Crunch-a-tize me 

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.

"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us

Crunch-a-tize me by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015

Crunchatize me cap'n! 

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

Crunchatize me cap'n! by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"

Crunchatize Me Captain by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

Crunchatize Me Captain by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020