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Crunch n' Munch 

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.
"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.
Crunch n' Munch by Easy DZ September 9, 2005
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Crunch n' Munch 

The act of eating whilst dropping a deuce.
John had a fantastic crunch n' munch.
Crunch n' Munch by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

Crunch n' Munch 

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

The name of chips in the UK
Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf
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