crumbelievable

1. A recent commercial declared by Stephen Colbert to be a beacon of hope that will lead us to regaining our cultural unity as a nation.

2. A synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.

1. "If America is to prevail in World War III, we'll need some sort of common experience to bond us as a people... I believe the love for the word "Crumbelievable" is just the thing we need. Soon enough we'll be seeing crumbelievable t-shirts selling like hot cakes.

2. "Gas prices these days are outrageous! Crumbelievable, even."

crumbelievable by filliam_h_muffman_fan_86 August 24, 2006

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crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

crumbelievable by Derek May 26, 2006

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Crumbelievable

When a person is engaging in sexual endeavors and starts feeling crumbs and the partner says it's just bread crumbs and the other partner says "I don't believe it"

Man - What the hell are these?

Woman - It's just bread crumbs

Man - That's crumbelievable

Crumbelievable by stghm June 26, 2006

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Crumbelievable

A non-word used by Pizza Hut believed to mean "unbelievably crummy"

God that nasty pizza was crumbelievable

Crumbelievable by furnlerg March 24, 2011

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crumbelievability

the believability of something. made by stephen colbert

the crumbelievability of that is pretty low

crumbelievability by alex14 August 24, 2006

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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