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criselyn
A criselyn is a criselyn they’re like an annoying cousin and has the best hunor but cares about everyone deeply, they’re also a crystal and has the most purest heart.
criselyn by WhoAmIWhoAreYou?? December 4, 2021
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Cruisely • cruiseline • Cruisey • Crisely • criselyn • cruiselined • Cruisey Baby • Cruise leics • Cruise Life
cruiselined
While motor boating a woman with large tiddies, she pulls them apart as far as she can then, slams them into your skull.
Similar to two cruise ships sandwiching a smaller tuggy boat.
Similar to two cruise ships sandwiching a smaller tuggy boat.
cruiselined by Dick Bittlicker December 30, 2017
Cruisey
Super chilled. Just like when Katie was 10 watermelon cruisers down on a hot summers day thinking hey this is cruisey... and so cruisey was invented
Cruisey by Cruisers4life December 25, 2018
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Crisely
Crisely is a girl with huge tits and a huge butt, she likes to fonger things
She's in loc with big dick. She's innocent at first and then she's horny she hops you feel da same cause she's thaa shit nigga don't fonger the wrong hole , jelouse ? Sit there and be jelly . She's a very pretty girl with huge cahonnas.
She's in loc with big dick. She's innocent at first and then she's horny she hops you feel da same cause she's thaa shit nigga don't fonger the wrong hole , jelouse ? Sit there and be jelly . She's a very pretty girl with huge cahonnas.
Person1: " let's get crazy like thaa crisely "
Person2: "don't fonger me in da butt "
Perrson1" let's get it on like thaa criselys we are ! "
Person2: "don't fonger me in da butt "
Perrson1" let's get it on like thaa criselys we are ! "
Crisely by queen latifahhhhhh October 19, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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