Crucialist 

thee most crucial of the crucial; the alpha and the omega son

Caitlin is the crucialist of all the bitches in the room.

Crucialist by Geoff Lindseys' Bitch July 17, 2007

The truth-crucials

Pretty simple really, a combination of the truth of reality and something that is crucial to your well-being. In other words, it is something, you've "gotta have". In all honesty, this word originated on 3 Reinert at Saint Louis University...

Man, that Subway was the truth-crucials...

Bro, I've got to get an A on that Psychology exam...it's the truth-crucials!

The truth-crucials by Room308IsThatTruth February 17, 2009

cruciality 

criticality but with some crucial element thrown in to make it sound more important. first coined in emails by Scooter in Indonesia in 2005

don't underestimate the cruciality of getting this right!

cruciality by indoScoot December 30, 2006

Crucifisting 

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.

As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.

Crucifisting by smelsworst August 17, 2017