Crowdstrike 

Crowdstrike (n.): A situation in which a cloud service provider causes widespread system failures and operational disruptions by pushing faulty updates or software without proper testing.

Our company experienced a crowdstrike last week when a faulty update caused all our systems to crash and required extensive manual fixes.

Crowdstrike by illili July 21, 2024

Crowdstrike 

To render numerous computer systems unresponsive by various means, most notably by writing faulty kernel-level code for an operating system that permits third-party ring 0 access.

Dev 1: "Isn't the world too peaceful right now?"

Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."

Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"

Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"

Crowdstrike by Cennepal July 22, 2024

Crowdstrike 

in july 2024, a lot of windows pcs bsod'd because of a force update

worker - oh fuck - a windows force update. i wont be able to get this all done for an hour

someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike

boss - FUCK MICROSOFT

Crowdstrike by 584940493395874392034839394 June 13, 2025

cloudstriker

Cloudstriker is a mystical beast that’s from and unknown planet called cloud 9, these beast are half wolves, half birds and half reptile dragon types. As time past centuries later they formed into humanoids to create a civilization known as “ cloud haven” the first known cloudstriker was named fujin Kazi the shaman of the wind, who was the first cloudstriker to bend air elemental magic.

Later after death his son piccoli kazi was the first who created an army based off the mystical creatures called the cloudstrikers they called themselves from ranking Alpla winds omega winds and beta winds the top ranks was alphas but cloudstrikers were not just limited to one element there were the firebringer , the earth realm , the aquatics and the omega winds and during the war they created a secret organization called the 7th hero’s and there base was the temple of Grimm

The cloudstrikers are the new hero’s

cloudstriker by The grimm party November 8, 2021

Crowdstriker 

A overabundantly appealing person or an item of high value that causes a revolutionary or adverse reaction that is appealing when first noticed at a scene or in public.

That new Bentley truck is a crowdstriker isn’t it? I wish I had one of those!

Crowdstriker by Djdonyeezy December 11, 2020

CROWDSTRIKED 

To Really Fuck Up Beyond Belief.

Hey, I was doing some electrical work last night and I crowdstriked the whole project. I ended up burning my house down and my entire neighborhood.

CROWDSTRIKED by TinyDefs July 19, 2024

crowdstriking 

1. The act of releasing a product (typically software) without adequate testing that then causes a significant adverse effect.
2. The practice of getting your end users to perform your testing for you by releasing untested product.

Management said it had to be released today so we resorted to some crowdstriking.

crowdstriking by WildWildWolf July 21, 2024