to cause a large number of computer systems to become unresponsive by writing bad kernel level code for an operating system that allows third-party ring 0 access
by KoalaUnknown July 22, 2024
Get the CroudStrike mug.Cloudstriker is a mystical beast that’s from and unknown planet called cloud 9, these beast are half wolves, half birds and half reptile dragon types. As time past centuries later they formed into humanoids to create a civilization known as “ cloud haven” the first known cloudstriker was named fujin Kazi the shaman of the wind, who was the first cloudstriker to bend air elemental magic.
Later after death his son piccoli kazi was the first who created an army based off the mystical creatures called the cloudstrikers they called themselves from ranking Alpla winds omega winds and beta winds the top ranks was alphas but cloudstrikers were not just limited to one element there were the firebringer , the earth realm , the aquatics and the omega winds and during the war they created a secret organization called the 7th hero’s and there base was the temple of Grimm
Later after death his son piccoli kazi was the first who created an army based off the mystical creatures called the cloudstrikers they called themselves from ranking Alpla winds omega winds and beta winds the top ranks was alphas but cloudstrikers were not just limited to one element there were the firebringer , the earth realm , the aquatics and the omega winds and during the war they created a secret organization called the 7th hero’s and there base was the temple of Grimm
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A overabundantly appealing person or an item of high value that causes a revolutionary or adverse reaction that is appealing when first noticed at a scene or in public.
by Djdonyeezy December 11, 2020
Get the Crowdstriker mug.Hey, I was doing some electrical work last night and I crowdstriked the whole project. I ended up burning my house down and my entire neighborhood.
by TinyDefs July 19, 2024
Get the CROWDSTRIKED mug.Crowdstrike (n.): A situation in which a cloud service provider causes widespread system failures and operational disruptions by pushing faulty updates or software without proper testing.
Our company experienced a crowdstrike last week when a faulty update caused all our systems to crash and required extensive manual fixes.
by illili July 21, 2024
Get the Crowdstrike mug.To render numerous computer systems unresponsive by various means, most notably by writing faulty kernel-level code for an operating system that permits third-party ring 0 access.
Dev 1: "Isn't the world too peaceful right now?"
Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."
Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"
Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"
Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."
Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"
Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"
by Cennepal July 22, 2024
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someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike
boss - FUCK MICROSOFT
someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike
boss - FUCK MICROSOFT
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