CrowdStroke 

When a software change or update negatively affects Production devices (Like CrowdStrike 2024 did) and your blood pressure spikes similar to a heart attack.

My heart almost had a CrowdStroke when I started get calls from Support after pushing out an software update.

CrowdStroke by EfficientLoss September 3, 2024

Crowdstriker 

A overabundantly appealing person or an item of high value that causes a revolutionary or adverse reaction that is appealing when first noticed at a scene or in public.

That new Bentley truck is a crowdstriker isn’t it? I wish I had one of those!

Crowdstriker by Djdonyeezy December 11, 2020

CROWDSTRIKED 

To Really Fuck Up Beyond Belief.

Hey, I was doing some electrical work last night and I crowdstriked the whole project. I ended up burning my house down and my entire neighborhood.

CROWDSTRIKED by TinyDefs July 19, 2024

Crowdstrike 

Crowdstrike (n.): A situation in which a cloud service provider causes widespread system failures and operational disruptions by pushing faulty updates or software without proper testing.

Our company experienced a crowdstrike last week when a faulty update caused all our systems to crash and required extensive manual fixes.

Crowdstrike by illili July 21, 2024

Crowdstrike 

To render numerous computer systems unresponsive by various means, most notably by writing faulty kernel-level code for an operating system that permits third-party ring 0 access.

Dev 1: "Isn't the world too peaceful right now?"

Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."

Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"

Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"

Crowdstrike by Cennepal July 22, 2024

Crowdstrike 

in july 2024, a lot of windows pcs bsod'd because of a force update

worker - oh fuck - a windows force update. i wont be able to get this all done for an hour

someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike

boss - FUCK MICROSOFT

Crowdstrike by 584940493395874392034839394 June 13, 2025

Choadstroker 

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

Choadstroker by Manny1223 October 13, 2010