CrowdStroke

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When a software change or update negatively affects Production devices (Like CrowdStrike 2024 did) and your blood pressure spikes similar to a heart attack.

My heart almost had a CrowdStroke when I started get calls from Support after pushing out an software update.

CrowdStroke by EfficientLoss September 3, 2024

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Crowdstriker

A overabundantly appealing person or an item of high value that causes a revolutionary or adverse reaction that is appealing when first noticed at a scene or in public.

That new Bentley truck is a crowdstriker isn’t it? I wish I had one of those!

Crowdstriker by Djdonyeezy December 11, 2020

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CROWDSTRIKED

To Really Fuck Up Beyond Belief.

Hey, I was doing some electrical work last night and I crowdstriked the whole project. I ended up burning my house down and my entire neighborhood.

CROWDSTRIKED by TinyDefs July 19, 2024

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Crowdstrike

Crowdstrike (n.): A situation in which a cloud service provider causes widespread system failures and operational disruptions by pushing faulty updates or software without proper testing.

Our company experienced a crowdstrike last week when a faulty update caused all our systems to crash and required extensive manual fixes.

Crowdstrike by illili July 21, 2024

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Crowdstrike

To render numerous computer systems unresponsive by various means, most notably by writing faulty kernel-level code for an operating system that permits third-party ring 0 access.

Dev 1: "Isn't the world too peaceful right now?"

Dev 2: "Don't worry, our next update will crowdstrike global infrastructure if the intern keeps it up."

Dev 1: "Haha- Wait, did we give the intern account rights to push to prod?"

Dev 2: "Oh fuck-!"

Crowdstrike by Cennepal July 22, 2024

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Crowdstrike

in july 2024, a lot of windows pcs bsod'd because of a force update

worker - oh fuck - a windows force update. i wont be able to get this all done for an hour

someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike

boss - FUCK MICROSOFT

Crowdstrike by 584940493395874392034839394 June 13, 2025

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Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

Choadstroker by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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