illili's definitions
Koroseal (n.): The act of terminating an employee for requesting additional time off to grieve a loss.
Koroseal (v.): To dismiss an employee for requesting a reasonable extension on their bereavement leave to settle an estate or grieve.
Koroseal (adj.): Pertaining to the irony of a "friendly" company revealing its true colors by acting ruthlessly and without empathy in personal matters, such as bereavement.
Koroseal (v.): To dismiss an employee for requesting a reasonable extension on their bereavement leave to settle an estate or grieve.
Koroseal (adj.): Pertaining to the irony of a "friendly" company revealing its true colors by acting ruthlessly and without empathy in personal matters, such as bereavement.
"After I got korosealed for daring to need more than three days to bury my mom and cope, I realized the company's 'family-friendly' culture apparently only extends to their social media hashtags—not to actual grieving families."
"Just got korosealed—turns out, three days is a 'grieve and you're out' policy here."
"Just got korosealed—turns out, three days is a 'grieve and you're out' policy here."
by illili August 31, 2023
Get the korosealmug. Crowdstrike (n.): A situation in which a cloud service provider causes widespread system failures and operational disruptions by pushing faulty updates or software without proper testing.
Our company experienced a crowdstrike last week when a faulty update caused all our systems to crash and required extensive manual fixes.
by illili July 21, 2024
Get the Crowdstrikemug.