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A person or thing that is both crunchy and bougie
I’m being real crougie right now with my sparkling water, reusable straw and avocado toast.
Crougie by _xhoneybrwn March 5, 2020
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To give some one a lift on your push-bike, could be on the parcel rack or crossbar. Originating from the Hull and East Riding area of the UK.
Hey Bob do you want a croggie down Newland Ave?

My new bike is perfect for giving 'our Lass' a croggie back from the pub!
Croggie by 9cupsoftea December 14, 2010
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Jeremy knew he was going to be a cougie once he met that foxy coug Jenny
cougie by jenjenk October 9, 2009
When an adult is around a child with croup and starts coughing but people say adults cant get croup - so they get crouties
I got the crouties from my grandson, Landon.
crouties by fayewray June 9, 2023
People with this surname tend to live in country settings, drink lots of milk, and have many pets. They're the kind of people that would invite you to prayer group but would be fine with a few glasses of wine instead.
"Man, she is so chill about everything. Must be a Crogie."
crogie by Lodge August 20, 2017
Someone who dates or sleeps with someone that is younger than them. Anyone 30 or over dating someone younger than 30.
"Man Burkie sure is a cougie! She was gettin' all rapey on DK."
Cougie by DrockinNYC April 25, 2009
Croggie is when you put a large donut in a tree
Oh my god, Josh look at Frank doing a Croggie.
Croggie by Richard Playz 8 December 27, 2020
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