Top definition
Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.
Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Crotch Muffin mug for your father-in-law Trump.

Available Domains :D

  • crotchmuffin.se
  • crotchmuffin.net
  • crotchmuffin.men
  • crotchmuffin.com
  • crotchmuffin.ninja
  • crotchmuffin.org
2
When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.
" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"
by Bradley James Wilson December 04, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Crotch Muffin mug for your dog Riley.