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Saber Toothed Crotch Critter 

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.
Crotch Critters by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
crotch critters by Judy February 1, 2004

crotch critters

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

crotch critters

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing
crotch critters by Mach 4 December 29, 2011