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Crotch Cottage 

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!
Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

Crotch Cotton 

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.
dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar
Crotch Cotton by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
cotton crotch by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.
"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."
cotton crotch by Trisha DUDETTE March 20, 2006

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.
I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!
Cotton Crotch by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010

cottage crotch 

while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.
he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.
cottage crotch by scrublife October 15, 2003