Croaches

Crystal roaches. This occurs when a large amount of roaches is busted in a coffee grinder(bud buster). The crystals of the roach stick to the walls of the buster, like crystals off weed. The croach is then scrapped off the buster and rolled or smoked in a pipe/bong.

- Man croaches fuck me up
- Yo was buster a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.

by Shawn Maglicic April 25, 2006

Croach

A funny way to say cockroach.Also known as croachys :D

Oh no!A croach came out from under that trashcan!

by Donovan619 April 19, 2009

croach

the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.

"Yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue."

by boyWunder March 27, 2010

croach

the end of a Marijuana vape cart

my cart is about to be a croach

by daradane July 18, 2022

croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.

Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!

by fifis December 09, 2018

Croach

A croach is a mix of both a cricket and a roach.

Cricket - Annoying and Unnecessary
Roach - Nasty

“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”

by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

by ekul May 25, 2004