Cristhian P 

The most caring guy to ever exist. The love of your life and what makes your whole world shine. Somebody you cannot live without. The person you go to for comfort and love. The person that loves you most. Someone with amazing music taste and a hot body. Someone that makes you smile and laugh with such ease. Someone you just KNOW will always be there with you. The person that changed your life around for the better, the person I call Cristhian P <3

from: yailet, your baby

Cristhian P is the boy with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen!

Cristhian P by AyrsleyBaristaLovers October 18, 2023

Cristina P 

hot hispanic girl you know you can't compete with. BEAST

guy: hey whos that girl over there *ow* *ow*
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her

Cristina P by guy November 9, 2004

Christian porn 

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.

I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.

Christian porn by pandeism October 1, 2010

Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP) 

Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Pronounced: Mc-Pee

innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.

Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.

Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP) by PuntaCana4ever April 23, 2011

Cristiano Peak 

An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets

A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat

B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.

Cristiano Peak by Rtfgjnn October 5, 2021

Christian Punk 

A Christian punk is, on a base level, just a Christian who enjoys punk music.

Many Christian punks adopt common punk, hardcore, or straight-edge ideologies. Common ideologies can be anti-consumerism, DIY ethos, anarchism or communism, vegetarianism, questioning of social norms, nonconformity, sexual abstinence, straight-edge living, and a distrust or disdain for authority.

Many in the punk subculture reject the term "Christian Punk" as an oxymoron. This is similar to the sentiments felt by many in the metal community about the term "Christian Metal". Critics claim that punk is, by it's very nature, in direct conflict with the mainstream (Christianity being included as a part of the mainstream).

Many churches and Christian leaders have rejected Christian Punk for other reasons. Many Christian Punk bands challenge listeners to question authority and social norms. They sometimes promote anarchism or communism. This has led to them being unwelcome in many Christian establishments. Some Christian Punk bands are not bothered by this, however, as they might reject some or all of the church establishment outright.

Defenders of the genre maintain that because of the many differing ideologies within the punk subculture, taking a radical, more libertarian look at the Bible doesn't necessarily separate an artist from the ideas that have always defined punk. They maintain that being a Christian and rejecting the mainstream are ideas that can coexist.

Punk #1: "Hey, look at that rocker over there with the cross and chi-rho!"
Punk #2: "Oh, he must be one of those Christian Punks."
Punk #1: "What's a Christian Punk?"
Punk #2: "I have no idea."

Church Leader: "You, Mr. Punk Rocker, are not welcome in this establishment. Come back when you can respect authority!"
Christian Punk: "Screw you and your shallow judgement. I'm only here for the free bread!"

Christian Punk by lifecheese August 5, 2010

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

Christian Persecution Complex by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005