Cringology
Cringology by Puddle Slime March 25, 2017
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Cringology
Cringology revolves around the concept of intellectually superior individuals having to deal with stupid/ignorant people. The amount of ignorance and stupidity is often so great, that the intellectual is overcome with mixed head-exploding emotions that can only be expressed with a cringe (that may also manifest in uttering the words "cringology").
Example 1:
D: "Stupid people rule the world!"
I: "Yeah... Cringology."
Example 2:
Boss: "Hey, you're Japanese! Can you do a story on this really big Japanese pop singer?"
Journalist: "Actually, I'm Chinese - but who's the singer?"
Boss: "Oh, some guy called Rain."
Journalist: "Um... Rain's Korean."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Journalist: "Urgh... Cringology..."
D: "Stupid people rule the world!"
I: "Yeah... Cringology."
Example 2:
Boss: "Hey, you're Japanese! Can you do a story on this really big Japanese pop singer?"
Journalist: "Actually, I'm Chinese - but who's the singer?"
Boss: "Oh, some guy called Rain."
Journalist: "Um... Rain's Korean."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Journalist: "Urgh... Cringology..."
Cringology by Professor of Cringology June 26, 2009
Related Words
Cringology • crinology • cringe-ology • changology • Chinkology • Chinology • Crimeology • cripology
cripology
cripology by OfficialJBremy September 22, 2016
Crimeology
The study of crime itself and more particulary how to commit one and get away with it.
The science was founded by a group of antiestablishment acdemics. They believe that law controls too much of our lives and that most crime is such victimless crime as prostitution,underaged sex,underager drinking,public sex ect. and that most criminals are really victims of society.
The main principles of crimeology are that one needs to plan a crime backwards so one won't get too emotionaly involved in it and back out.
Know everything there is to know about police science and technology and behavor. In other words to know your enemy better that they know them selves and also to study all one needs to know about forensic science.
Study the sciences of antipolice science and antipolice technology and antiforensic science for what one needs to know. All three are branches of crimeology.
Go through an "ology" list to know all about the future crime scene.For example the sociology and chemistry of drugs ect.
The science was founded by a group of antiestablishment acdemics. They believe that law controls too much of our lives and that most crime is such victimless crime as prostitution,underaged sex,underager drinking,public sex ect. and that most criminals are really victims of society.
The main principles of crimeology are that one needs to plan a crime backwards so one won't get too emotionaly involved in it and back out.
Know everything there is to know about police science and technology and behavor. In other words to know your enemy better that they know them selves and also to study all one needs to know about forensic science.
Study the sciences of antipolice science and antipolice technology and antiforensic science for what one needs to know. All three are branches of crimeology.
Go through an "ology" list to know all about the future crime scene.For example the sociology and chemistry of drugs ect.
Crimeology by Deep blue 2012 December 18, 2009
Chinkology
a pseudo science based in "a study from somewhere"
or any other non-specific urban legend source
used by "expert" non-asians to explain the behavior of asian/asian americans with any stereotyped custom or habit they can imagine
or any other non-specific urban legend source
used by "expert" non-asians to explain the behavior of asian/asian americans with any stereotyped custom or habit they can imagine
man, it must suck having asian parents
...
you know... all that pressure to succeed, having to get A's in every class! I know it must be hell
thanks for the Chinkology lesson Rudyard!!!
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you know... all that pressure to succeed, having to get A's in every class! I know it must be hell
thanks for the Chinkology lesson Rudyard!!!
Chinkology by Sugarshark August 19, 2010
crinology
crinology by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010
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