Crimson Fist
The act of attempting to fist a virgin, causing copious amounts of blood to gush from said virgin's clam
Crimson Fist by sambo joe June 13, 2008
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The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
The crimson fist by funky rabbi August 22, 2011
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