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criminally negligent humor 

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.
She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

Criminitly 

A old saying used to express surprise or shock. As used by 'The Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham" in the Walt Disney Film "Robin Hood". Pronounced "crime-a-netly".
"Criminitly! It's Robin Hood!"

"Oh criminitly!"
Criminitly by Joe21187 March 3, 2008

criminetly 

used as a explative to express disbelief, disgust, or dismay.
Stop being so loud, people are still sleeping! Criminetly!
You used the entire bottle of Old Spice Body wash in one week? Criminetly! People get so angry over little things...criminetly!
criminetly by MonkeyDo June 6, 2010

criminally pagal 

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.
criminally pagal by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003
An exlamation used to replace profanity, like darn or crap.
Criminey, that is one ugly baby.
criminey by Matt Lehman October 20, 2006

criminally insane 

A mental defect or disease that makes it impossible for a person to understand the wrongfulness of his acts or, even if he understands them, to ditinguish right from wrong.

If anyone is charge with a crime and is found to be criminally insane they cannot be convicted of the crime.
The character Jack Torrance from the Shining was criminally insane.
criminally insane by Penny Acton September 13, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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