Cribblies are tiny parasitic insects that live in coarse human body hair, such as pubic hair.
They spread through close body contact, most commonly sexual contact.

Amy- Matt why are you itching so much?
Matt- I think I caught cribblies 😫

Cribblies by Salty tango May 28, 2013

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Zean Cripplies

Person that is crippled by any means such as birth defect or accident.

Hey did you see that kid Zach?
Yeah, after that car crash he is totally Zean Cripplies.

Zean Cripplies by zenjamin April 29, 2008

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Croolies

Young Male found Only In New Plymouth

Hey look theres that Cool guy "croolies"

Croolies by Phill.d December 28, 2008

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Cribbles

Origins: from the latin Cris - meaning crabs, and Blese - meaning bite(s).

The act of one persons crabs biting the genitalia of someone else.

"See these cribbles? That bitch had nazi crabs!"

Cribbles by DuckSooop May 13, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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