Skip to main content

Cremophile 

Someone who has an unusual and constant urge to ejaculate inside anything in their sight line.
Ptolemy Procter is such a cremophile, he came in my cat
Cremophile by Jontywithextracream January 18, 2022
Words you can keep

Creepophile

A description for one who has a brilliant mind and superior intellect accompanied by a boarder line creepy obsession with true crime and or all things mystery. They are probably bad at geography and measurement conversions, but what they lack in skill they make up in witty banter.
Hey, you listen to the Mystery a la Carte podcast too? Oh man, we're total creepophiles!
Creepophile by macultra March 20, 2019

Cosmophile 

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe someone feels at the universe. Not just how pretty it is, but the incredibly complex processes that made it what it is today.

A love of the universe
Tim: Hey, you know what, the universe is freaking amazing!

Matt: Sounds like you're a cosmophile

Creepophile

Not technically a pedophile but still creepy enough to keep your kids close.
A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.
Creepophile by The Flying 69 March 5, 2009

Credophile 

Literally "belief lover".

As for the previous poster, you fool that's not what credophile means. Credophile is an awesome term coined originally by the writer L. Sprague de Camp, in a letter to James Randi.

It's a label for those who appear particularly gullible and are particularly inclined to believe whatever claims come their way. (See Scientologist).
To quote de Camp directly,

A credophile gets positive pleasure from belief and pain from doubt... The credophile collects beliefs the way a jackdaw does nest ornaments: not for utility but for glitter. And, once having embraced a belief, it takes something more than mere disproof to make him let go.

creepophile

A nasty old guy who can't be proven to be a pedophile, so he's just a creepophile.
Pervert alert! Hey Sandy, there goes that nasty creepophile that lives over on Euclid Avenue.
creepophile by Angelacia June 8, 2007

Cumophile 

Someone that enjoys tasting the fine flavor of different types of Cum. Cum comes in many types and flavers depending on the squirter. There is regular white Cum (just like wonder bread) and of course black (African american), yellow (Asian) a different flavor for each race. Cum is also flavored by diet so it picks up faint hints of what ever the Cummer has eaten making for a wide assortment of flavors. Some get so into Cum tasting that they become Cum snobs and only want to taste the finest cum. A Cumophile enjoys tasting fine cum so much that she goes to tastings often.
They will spend lots of money travel even overseas to find the best cum that they can find. Later in life some are so addicted that they become cumoholics.
The Cumophile swirled the cum around her mouth to bring out the faint flavors of Cantalope, Cherrys, In and out Burger and Coors.
They joined the Cumophile club so they could enjoy tasting cum with a group of like minded people
Cumophile by jack_me_off_now March 20, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next