ceramophile

One who is fascinated by and/or collects ceramics, particularly cookie jars.

Spoken by Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) in the 30 Rock episode "The Collection."

JACK: I can't destroy them. I'll give them to someone! A fellow ceramophile.

LEM: You're like John Kerry with his windsurfing. I warned him, too.

by smokemouth January 27, 2010

ceraunophile

(n) a person who loves lightening and thunder

I'm a ceraunophile because when there's lightening and thunder, I'm happy.

by Alex_tysh December 29, 2016

Ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person is by ceramic-like structures i mean).

Fuckity McFucky Fuck Dave!! Get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Its a load bearing wall damnit or it will be when ur finished with it!!

by Seanilius February 2, 2006

ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

by Seanilius September 17, 2008

ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

by Jesusean July 28, 2008

Cremophile

Someone who has an unusual and constant urge to ejaculate inside anything in their sight line.

Ptolemy Procter is such a cremophile, he came in my cat

by Jontywithextracream January 18, 2022