Creme puff

When you blow in a girls butt and she darts

Dude a girl creme puffed on my Johnson lastnight

by Puffslayer September 2, 2017

creme puff

someone who is weak or soft

That team the bulls played last night were a bunch of creme puffs.

by nail32 January 2, 2010

Creme Puff

Closely related to the basic bitch, a creme puff is a young woman characterized by a complete lack of ambition, originality, or any outstanding qualities. Like a real creme puff, she is sweet yet full of air and lacks any kind of substance - what you see on the outside is what you get on the inside. Though not usually fat, the creme puff is at least “soft” and wears clothes and makeup that make her resemble a powdered pastry. Instead of living her own life, the creme puff exists by being like everyone else. “Nice” but excruciatingly boring, they are born without the capacity for independent thought and their pulses never exceed that of an elderly desert tortoise. Drawn to jobs where they can avoid making any of their own decisions, creme puffs are most comfortable as nurse’s assistants, teacher’s assistants (or any other kind of assistant), secretaries, or waitresses. In her free time, the creme puff can be found spending 56% of her paycheck at Bath and Body Works, watching reruns of The Bachelorette, eating lowfat strawberry yogurt, and spending 2 hours getting ready to go literally anywhere. Like a barnacle, the creme puff latches on to certain people, because in fact she would utterly shut down if she were forced to be by herself for even ten minutes. the creme puff will most often tiptoe through the years depending emotionally and financially on her boyfriend/husband, and then die having never taken any risks or made any kind of impact on the world.

“I just went on a date with Lindsey, and I had more fun staring at the wall behind her”
“Sounds like a creme puff”

by THERADICALDUDE July 1, 2018

Creme puff

Joe Burke

Hey look it's that creme puff that left the jungle

by Derptyderp June 7, 2019

creame puff

When you fill a woman's ass with whipped cream and she farts it into her partner's mouth when eating them out/fucking.

"Mason got hungry so he asked her to give him a creame puff. . . Ate it all up."

by thatfunnygirlraven August 20, 2012

Mississippi Creame Puff

Heterosexual male who exudes extreme amounts of wit and sarcasm. When intoxicated, said male portrays feminine attributes.

That big irish guy is either a closet çase or a total mississippi creame puff!

by missyfit123 May 15, 2011