Creeplife 

a lifestyle embedded in flirtatious innuendo and playful opportunities for coitus.

"I rep that Creeplife baby. "

"The creeplife chose me."

"Don't confuse us with the pervs and the savages. Tha creeplife is one of a kind.

Creeplife by Candid_bk July 22, 2016

Creeptile 

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.

MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!

Creeptile by Bippity Bopster November 23, 2010

Standard Creepiness Rule 

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

Standard Creepiness Rule by languagefan July 9, 2011

Growing Up Creepie 

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.

Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

Growing Up Creepie by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008

creepiness ratio 

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

creepiness ratio by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

creeple 

creepy person/ people

that dudde is a creeple

creeple by data stor September 22, 2005

creepviewed 

When people use Google Streetview to do creepy things, such as trying to see in people's windows, or deduce where people live based on what direction they walk home from school everyday.

Jim came to my house yesterday, and nobody told him my address. He must have creepviewed me.

I just creepviewed their new apartment- there's some naked chick in the bathroom window!

creepviewed by NAHTHANKYAH May 19, 2011