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Creepfart 

Someone who is so awful, they have surpassed douche bag status.

A social network that is banal and insincere.
That creepfart called me incompetent during the staff meeting. I will be filing a formal complaint with human resources.

Nah, I canceled my Twitter account. That thing is a creepfart in my face all the time creepfarting stuff that I don't give a shit about.
Creepfart by mrs.therealseales November 15, 2010
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Creepertarian 

A libertarian, most likely male, who believes the opposite gender's love for liberty is the green light to make a pass. Unfortunately, the creepertarian does not receive signals of rejection, and drives the victim away from the liberty movement entirely.
Creepertarian: "So I heard you're in to liberty."
Girl: "Yeah! I love the Liberty Movement!"
Creepertarian: "Me too! Except I only adhere to the non-aggression principle outside of the bedroom..."
Creepertarian by shinrin785 July 28, 2012

Creepertunity 

The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex
I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.
Creepertunity by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012

creepy creeperton 

someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles or molesters.
"Did you see how he was looking at you with Mr. Boston eyes? Leave that creepy creeperton alone!"

Creeplarious 

1. something that is creepy yet hilarious or
2. something that is so creepy it's hilarious or
3. something that is so hilarious it's creepy
Oh man a guy broke into your car but took nothing and only left you a cartoon? That's creeplarious!
Creeplarious by aa jay danger January 22, 2012

Creeparelli 

A person, usually a man who is extremely creepy. This could be smelling girls hair at the bar, or just being a total creep.
Did you see that guy at the bar last night rubbing my shoulder? He was a complete creeparelli.
Creeparelli by PasadenasFinest January 10, 2013

creeptastical 

an increadibly creepy person sketchy creepy
omg that guy over there is super creeptastical
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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