an individual who is undeniably strange, socially awkward, extremely suspect, and naturally drawn to stalkerish behavior. Symptoms include: unhealthy amount of time spent on facebook and/or myspace, comb-overs, obsession with pickles and twizzlers, long times spent on the toilet reading Reader's Digest, and an individual who sleeps in a sleeping bag on a bed with no sheets or blankets, and a deck of Harry Potter playing cards.
"Dude, you're so creeperific"
"I saw that really weird guy up the street talking to himself. He is so creeperfic"
"Did you see the creeperific old guy on Family Guy?"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)