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cream on your face
Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face
cream on your face by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008
Cream on a Cracker
A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
Cream on a Cracker by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011
cream on the crop
Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
cream on the crop by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017
Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside
It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.
He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside by jdub09 July 11, 2009
cream on a bagel
a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
cream on a bagel by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009
cream on top
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
cream on top by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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