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crazy train 

aight here's the break down- you seen this one bitch that's just Megan Fox material. so you ask the dj to play crazy train by ozzy. now she's in the mood. Take her anywhere with 2 to 3 of your other friends. Of course the one who set up this shit is the conductor and the rest go beer for beer for their places in the line. Each go consecutively for a solid 5 minutos. Once you've gone through the line you collect her money for her ticket- and then you run that shit again cause she bought a two way ticket bitch!! Just make sure she consented after your done.
-yo, yo, yo man. did you run crazy train last night on dat one pussy?
-yeah fucktard you was in on dat shit- the caboose remember?
-ahhh fuck me- you was the conductor mother fucker...damn, good times!
-hell yeah man- i think there might be a crazy train going from the ass to the pussy tonight cunt and you coming with!
-are you shittin me- let's ride first class fag!
crazy train by Blue Polaski October 20, 2007

crazy train 

Durring doggystyle sex, running the girl into a wall, then backing up and repeating.
Emily and me were fucking doggystyle last night, but I crazytrained that bitch right into the wall.
crazy train by Bell-end January 20, 2005

Crazy Train 

A hooker, or prostitute who gets paid more than $40 to sleep with seven mental institution patients at the same time
I hired a hooker to do a "crazy train" with my inmates.
Crazy Train by Killa1992 January 28, 2010

Crazy Train 

The act of fisting a female in her ass and cunt. If she is turned on her side the act will resemble the action of a train.
My girl kept complaining about wanting to travel so i turned her on her side and said All Aboard the Crazy Train...

Crazy train

Popular culture; Heavy metal song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozborn

Also,

A mafia judgement where the captives are loaded onto boxcars and transported, interrogated on a moving train
A ) Train whistle in the middle of the night's a Hobo'call.

B) Better not board that Crazy train.
Crazy train by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Amanda fain on the crazy train 

woman with genatal warts that crazy as hell
That Amanda fain on the crazy train done gave me something
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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