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avril lover

avril lover are fucking retards. little ten year old kiddies that think avril is hardcore punk. little doushes that wear all black, wear converse shoes, and wifebeaters and CARRY skateboards around. poser little bitches, that have been brainwashed by the media.
by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005
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fuse

a musik channel that actually plays fucking music!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG
mtv idiot: i luv mtv, it so cool

me: fuck that, watch fuse you moron, they actually show music video's

mtv idiot: OMG, really!!!!!!!!!
by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005
mugGet the fusemug.

killswitch engage

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!
person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
mugGet the killswitch engagemug.

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.
person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
mugGet the slipknotmug.

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.
slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.
by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005
mugGet the poser metalmug.

pacific sunwear

fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.
poser: look at this cool element shirt i got

Me: do you even skate board?

poser: no, why?

Me: fuckin poser.
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
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false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.
poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.
by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005
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