The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
A crazy maniac who would sell an illegal mushroom on Trademe. A crazy maniac who would grow an illegal mushroom they know was smuggled into the country.
The crazyack is selling a mushroom he knows is smuggled into the country on TradeMe. The crazyacks are growing a mushroom they know is smuggled into the country.