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The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

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Having a very sweaty, stinky buttcrack and asshole
Damn dude! After that hike I have some serious swampass.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

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Having the best day possible
-Hey how are you today? -Moingey Bingo!
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

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Aneurysm of the hand
Shit! I think I just had a handeurysm!
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

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