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Crazy Diane

Far left radical who thinks anyone who doesn’t share her opinion (on political and social justice issues) is uneducated or worse racist/sexist/homophobic/etc.

A Crazy Diane doesn’t have much of an education past high school but thinks everyone who doesn’t share the same radical views as her is uneducated. A Crazy Diane will seek any person of color at work and “black it up” with them as a means of not presenting herself as a racist. Even though Crazy Diane practices segregation by living in exclusively white neighborhoods, and never frequents any urban areas with high minority concentrations; she can use the high fives she gives to people of color at the office as “proof” she isn’t racist.

Crazy Diane’s spends most of her day talking about her hate for law enforcement and the military. This is especially concerning because a Crazy Diane has no way of protecting themselves or their families from any violent threat (foreign or domestic). Crazy Diane snarls at cops when they drive past them but won’t hesitate to call the cops the moment they need help.

Crazy Diane is secretly (and sometimes not so secretly) anti-American. They hate the US and everything it stands for. They regard the flag as a piece of polyester and don’t even try to pretend they know the words to the national anthem at sporting events. Despite being a top 10% income earner, they talk about being personally oppressed or somehow find a way to feel victimized by living in the USA with its systemic oppression.
A) There goes Crazy Diane calling someone racist again because they don’t believe people should have the right to start a riot and burn down innocent people’s homes and businesses.

B) Stop being a Crazy Diane, everyone knows you don’t have any black friends.

C) oh look, there’s a Crazy Diane virtue singling again.

D) Stop being a Crazy Diane! it’s perfectly safe to spend one evening in the city where there are Black people. Remember you gave your office colleague who is black a high five so you’ll be safe

E) Stop trying to burn that American flag you Crazy Diane!
Crazy Diane by Jako62 August 26, 2020

crazy Dane 

sticks his cock in the mouth hole and pisses in it.
crazy Dane by your mom is dane April 13, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026