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Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.
Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer
by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019
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