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CrayonCracker

The whitest crayon of them all, so transparent it can burn your eyes. make sure to not stare at it for more than 4 nano seconds!
small kid MOM LOOK A CRAYONCRACKER!
mom NO, BOBBY DONT LOOK AT IT YOU WILL GO BLIND!
small kid Mom I can't see
mom YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?
by TRHDSJHRED56JE5 May 17, 2018
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