Crawpoon

The process of flying eagle-humping an unsuspecting victim as if your crotch was a flying harpoon.

Dude, Madi was sitting on the couch texting and I totally ran in and gave her the crawpoon!

by Madd-Dogg Andersen December 2, 2010

crapoona

Adding gravitas to the word crap.

oh my god, your face looks like crapoona

hey you got some crapoona on your face

by SweetyMoll May 14, 2006

crampoon

when in the ocean, when a waves approaches and you think you can go over it before it breaks, but ends up slapping you hardcore in the face.

similar to beach slap.

"Dude, that's a crampoon, trust me."

by jessica anastastia. April 23, 2006