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when in the ocean, when a waves approaches and you think you can go over it before it breaks, but ends up slapping you hardcore in the face.

similar to beach slap.

"Dude, that's a crampoon, trust me."

crampoon by jessica anastastia. April 23, 2006

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Crawpoon

The process of flying eagle-humping an unsuspecting victim as if your crotch was a flying harpoon.

Dude, Madi was sitting on the couch texting and I totally ran in and gave her the crawpoon!

Crawpoon by Madd-Dogg Andersen December 2, 2010

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Pete Crampton

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.

Pete Crampton by RevelBL February 4, 2010

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Champoon

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.

Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini

Champoon by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

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crampon

Synonymous with douche bag and fuck wad, only with feminine association during menstruation.

"Gina isn't just hormonal, she's being a total crampon."

crampon by Cinthya February 1, 2008

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Crampon

Having sex with a girl while she has a tampon in.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you boned Kristin last night, wasn't she on her period?
Guy 2: Yeah so I gave her the crampon and watched her dig it out after!
Guy 1: What a slut!

Crampon by TrainStain February 24, 2011

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crampon

A tampon of the applicator-free variety, requiring cramming for insertion.

They only had o.b. but I don't use crampons.

crampon by David Skin February 8, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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