crampoon

when in the ocean, when a waves approaches and you think you can go over it before it breaks, but ends up slapping you hardcore in the face.

similar to beach slap.

"Dude, that's a crampoon, trust me."

by jessica anastastia. April 23, 2006

Crawpoon

The process of flying eagle-humping an unsuspecting victim as if your crotch was a flying harpoon.

Dude, Madi was sitting on the couch texting and I totally ran in and gave her the crawpoon!

by Madd-Dogg Andersen December 2, 2010

Pete Crampton

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.

by RevelBL February 4, 2010

Champoon

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.

Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini

by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

crampon

Synonymous with douche bag and fuck wad, only with feminine association during menstruation.

"Gina isn't just hormonal, she's being a total crampon."

by Cinthya February 1, 2008

Crampon

Having sex with a girl while she has a tampon in.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you boned Kristin last night, wasn't she on her period?
Guy 2: Yeah so I gave her the crampon and watched her dig it out after!
Guy 1: What a slut!

by TrainStain February 24, 2011

crampon

A tampon of the applicator-free variety, requiring cramming for insertion.

They only had o.b. but I don't use crampons.

by David Skin February 8, 2008