Cravert

Clever, smart and a person with a discipline

Cheerful and friendly
Innovative

He is cravert to us, he sets an example to everyone.

by Aena_ph January 20, 2022

crapvertiser

n. That narcissistic creep in the restroom stall who insists on letting everyone else know just how good (or bad) a time he's having while taking his dump. Characterized by pronounced grunting, butt-sputtering, poop-splashing, and the occasional "oh yeeeaaahh". This guy is a social retard.

Self-respecting, polite humans are properly ashamed to be shitting in public and, therefore, utililize every appropritate strategy for stealth-pooping: 1-wait for the room to clear, or 2-time the hard work for when another toilet is being flushed or a sink is being used, or 3-attempt the advanced level silent splashdown.

However, the Crapvertiser deliberately broadcasts his personal poop party for all unwitting ears to suffer. He never got enough attention from his mommy, he can't get laid, and he doesn't wash his befouled hands before touching the handle on the way out! Curse you, Crapvertiser!!!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

pussy craver

a person who is cant get their mind off of pussy

"Eric is a pussy craver?"

by brettisdare January 25, 2009

Anal Craver

One who craves the delights of anal spelunking, buttsecks, or anal sex in general, while possibly in the presence of a cornhole crusader.

I heard that Josh is an anal craver, he had ten different boys last week.

by 171717171010weeds May 31, 2007

cock craver

a girl who loves dick and is always thinking about it and is always trying to get some dick

Jeremy: hey moon, megan's lookin at that dudes dick haha!
Moon: of course she is, she's a cock craver >=(

by shane941 March 27, 2007

cravetarian

A person who is so in tune with their body they eat the healthy food it craves. Their eat habits are a combination of vegetarian, paleo, vegan and omnivore. They may eat a vegan diet for weeks and then change to an omnivore diet following what their body craves.

I follow a paleo diet; what type of diet do you follow? I'm a cravetarian!

by nutrition chick July 6, 2014

jakob craver

a very hot and sexy guy. He has an amazing personality and usually gets any girl he want. i'd advise you to never let him go.

"omg jakob craver is so hot"

by lovebforever2005 May 5, 2017