Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Craterpenis

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010