Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.

Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.

Pre-crastinate by Jammed up October 26, 2013

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

Precrastinator 

Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.

Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.

Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!

Precrastinator by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019

Peecrastinate 

What one does when they are in the movies and need to use the bathroom but don't want to miss a good part of the movie.

Mike: Jeez man, I don't think I can make it to the bathroom. I peecrastinated during the entire movie.

Peecrastinate by SydneyZane June 20, 2011

Precrastinator 

One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.

Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.

Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.

Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.

Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.

Precrastinator by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014