crappie
Sillier spelling of crappy. Guaranteed to draw at least one snicker out of a crowd, the same way the word poop always seems to.
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crappie
the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.
-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.
-Damn, you are such a crappie
-Damn, you are such a crappie
crappie by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022
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Crappie Flop
When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Crappie Flop by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005
Crappie flop
When one meth intake exceeded ones meth tolerance past the point of Spunducky and beyond the point of Twizzle-twacked...the crappie flop stage of meth use is an overdose ending in a violent seizure.
That junkie way over did it on that last one he's on the floor crappie flopping like a fish outta water...
Crappie flop by Ghost Goody 66 August 24, 2017
Crappie flopping
Crappie flopping by anonymous August 19, 2019
Flopping like a crappie
Flopping like a crappie by Jacjoa September 15, 2020
fishing for crappie
Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
fishing for crappie by blackstardust May 7, 2024
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