crappie

Sillier spelling of crappy. Guaranteed to draw at least one snicker out of a crowd, the same way the word poop always seems to.

The mall's all boarded up now, that's crappie.

by Babbo September 29, 2008

crappie

the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.

-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.

-Damn, you are such a crappie

by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022

crappie

a alias given to Capitalism/Capitalists on the polcompball wiki, used usually by socialists; a variant of the aliases of "Crapitalism and "Cappie"

Hi Crappie, want to go to the Gulag?
Time to go to the gulag crappie!

by NullAt0m May 7, 2023

Crappie Flop

When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.

Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?

by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005

Crappie flop

When one meth intake exceeded ones meth tolerance past the point of Spunducky and beyond the point of Twizzle-twacked...the crappie flop stage of meth use is an overdose ending in a violent seizure.

That junkie way over did it on that last one he's on the floor crappie flopping like a fish outta water...

by Ghost Goody 66 August 24, 2017

Crappie flopping

Is a black guy that dates only white girls

Man did you see tyrone that niggas been crappie flopping his hole life

by anonymous August 19, 2019

Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020