Crapical 

Adj.- Description of something that is not impressive at all.

- The opposite of 'radical'.

A: Dude, did you see that new guy at our school try to pull off that skateboard trick the other day?
B: Yeah man, that was crapical.

Crapical by Shashopeh April 3, 2010

crapical user interface 

A play on the term graphical user interface, used to describe a poorly designed or hard to navigate user interface

I can't use a flip phone after using a smartphone, I get lost in their crapical user interface.

Government websites always look like they were designed in the 90's and built for IE, quite the crapical user interfaces

crapical user interface by golduck March 28, 2013

crapocalipse 

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.

Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"

crapocalipse by Il Dani March 1, 2014

crapital 

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

crapital by Occupant December 3, 2004

Crapitalize 

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

Crapitalize by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

Crapitalism 

An unsustainable system in which the Western 'Democracies' live under that are in the last throes of extinction using outdated unworkable methods of energy supply, natural resources exploitation and rigged-markets with fiat currencies pretending to be a free-market. The most unproductive of society 'make' the most money and those people that create real wealth, known as the working-poor are delegated to greater levels of debt. Thieving international Banksters are given the greatest rewards under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism's educational systems are exclusive by being prohibitively expensive to keep brain-dead middle classes in work via their network of kakistocracy. Education is an almost useless and financially non-viable endeavour for entering the workforce to the lower classes, without a network of wealthy and well-connected cronies to hand them jobs and therefore becomes systemically pointless. Education becomes a right of passage to those that can afford it, but they are not actually qualified and are therefore unfit to make Capitalism function.

Crapitalistic ideas are kept alive by a monopolistic media which creates unbelievable propaganda to further this Zombie System, it only looks alive to the equally brain-dead supporters Sheeple of this Crapitalistic system as they are also robbed under the guise of a GFC which they cannot recognise as a Depression leading to the eventual total systemic collapse of Crapitalism and their own downfall.

I no longer recognise the system which we live under, it's a total mish-mash of lies, cheating, stealing and the rule of law has just become a joke. This is total Crapitalism.

I work 70 hours a week earning an average wage and living a very modest lifestyle and I still can't make ends meets. This has just become a bunch of Crapitalism.

We still rely on fossil fuels and and deadly nuclear power when solar power is the obvious answer, except under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism by Ozzy Drongo April 16, 2012

cradical 

a portmanteau of "crazy radical"

I saw a dude jump onto a moving jet from a semi-truck. It was cradical.

cradical by SLUDJHAMMER June 18, 2008