Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019

CRANKING THE HOG

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 14, 2023

Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

by Grossly June 5, 2016

Crankin My Hog

When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"

Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??

by Fishfuccer420/69/blazeIT July 6, 2021