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A man who lives in the gym and has no other life outside. Takes everything way to seriously and always has spare steroids. Crankheads are always looking for more crank. Never get in the way of a crankhead and his crank.

Don’t move Will the crankheads looking for more crank.

Crankhead by User274946294 July 22, 2019

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crankhead

a person who know's how to do more than 1 crank dat dance. Such as being able to crank dat: soulja boi, spiderman, roosevelt, yank, and aquaman.

Dang man i was at the club yesterday and i saw this guy crankin dat everything, he was the biggest crankhead out their.

crankhead by eazy chambers November 23, 2007

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Crackhead Moment

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.

John just had a Crackhead moment

Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020

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crackhead hours

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.

Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.

crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

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crackhead ned

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes

Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV

crackhead ned by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019

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crackhead culture

Crackheald Culture is the music video of BTS's 'IDOL'. Stream it, live it, love it.

Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?

Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!

crackhead culture by Crazy_as_Cora August 26, 2018

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Crackhead hours

The time of the night when you need sleep, find everything hilarious, and wanna sing every song on the frozen soundtrack.... Crackhead hours are very dark hours

Welcome to crackhead hours! We hope you enjoy your stay. -your brain at 3 am

Crackhead hours by quitting IS succeeding November 5, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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