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Crank Drank 

A mixture of smirnoff tripe distilled, water mixed with crystal light in a 2liter bottle.
Jason couldn't handle that Crank Drank he was throwing up everywhere
Crank Drank by webechillllllinn December 3, 2010
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Crank 'n' Drank 

Crank on some Code, Drink alcohol while doing it. Typically for the purpose of furthering a business.
We really need to consolidate the databases. Looking forward to Crank 'n' Drank when we have the time to do it!
Crank 'n' Drank by tgfoot February 22, 2015

Crank-N-Dank 

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.
LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

crank the dank 

A term used when referring to smoking weed.
"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.
crank the dank by In the can June 6, 2016

Dank crank 

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock
I dank crank my butt fart
Dank crank by fartlicker67 January 12, 2022

Too Dank To Crank 

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm
This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

Clank a Dank 

To Clank around with your mother
EX. Damn your mother is fucking fine, i want to clank a dank with her.
Clank a Dank by douchebagathon 2000 November 10, 2009
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