Urban Dictionary: Definitions by fartlicker67

The joshua martinez

The act of hanging out with ur girlfriend more than ur friends

“Joe: the joshua martinez happens to us everyday”

I just got joshua martinezed - Joseph Lombardi

A hot guy with curly hair and freckles wannabe mountainbiker and has no rizz and is a suicide boy meatrider

Joseph Lombardi gets shit on by his friends

when u stretch ur balls so far across they look like houndog ears, or when ur fucking a girl doggie style you make her howl like a houndog

wanna see me do the houndog ;). I made her howl like a houndog last night!

Jesus she is a fucking goddess literally nobody is prettier than her 😫😫😫

Dude Layla Juarez is a total hottie!

A fucking emo with a bald dad and an ugly ass dog

A shit school filled with emos wannabe gangbangers and hot cheeto girls

Washington middle school is the worst school ever I fucking hate emos