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A retarded british far left pedophile that can't even spell correctly who also likes threaten people who disagree with him aka the worse thing to happen in 2004
Person A: I'm a MAP
Person B: So like Cranium99?
Person A: Yes!
Person B: Ok, get into the woodchipper
cranium99 by Gojiwarssmt October 8, 2022
A retarded far left british youtuber, who happens to try (and fail) to justify and promote pedophilia, zoophilia and incest whilist using extremely flawed and objectively false arguments to prove his point.
If you happen to encounter cranium99, please don't argue with him. He's quite literally too dumb to argue with
Cranium99 by Gojiwarssmt October 9, 2022

Richard Cranium 

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium
(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb
Richard Cranium by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

richard cranium 

richard cranium by gomer September 13, 2006

Penis Cranium 

Penis Cranium by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

large cranium 

the large cranium way of saying big brain
Fred: my IQ is 69 I'm a big brain
Bob: my IQ is 420 I'm a large cranium
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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