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A retarded far left british youtuber, who happens to try (and fail) to justify and promote pedophilia, zoophilia and incest whilist using extremely flawed and objectively false arguments to prove his point.
If you happen to encounter cranium99, please don't argue with him. He's quite literally too dumb to argue with
Cranium99 by Gojiwarssmt October 9, 2022

Richard Cranium 

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium
(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb
Richard Cranium by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

richard cranium 

richard cranium by gomer September 13, 2006

Penis Cranium 

Penis Cranium by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

large cranium 

the large cranium way of saying big brain
Fred: my IQ is 69 I'm a big brain
Bob: my IQ is 420 I'm a large cranium
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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